For the Fashionable Beekeeper...

For the beekeeper in your life, how about a ridiculously overpriced beekeeper coat. At just $1,700, you can make your friendly beekeeper the happiest guy on the block with this ugly as sin jacket this holiday season. Any takers? Nope...didn't think so.
-He

Di$count Tra$h? Got it? Need it? Want it?

See you probably think that He isn't going to like Australian designer Di$count Tra$h, but you'd be wrong. If you like sequins, you probably need to invest in some Di$count Tra$h. It's gonna take a little more then your average girl to pull off a lot of stuff in their line, but if you got the balls, the payoff is big. He will guarantee in much of their stuff, you're gonna turn some heads. "Reach for the stars - And if you don’t grab em, at least you’re on top of the world."

Black Milk Will Make You FREAK...

He writes about James from Black Milk Clothing every single time he has a new product launch. Which seems to be every few weeks. Kinda insane that this guy can manage it but with this being his gotta be 10th launch, he has it down and keeps killing it. He is the Jeffrey Campbell of Bodysuits and Leggings. There are few people that deserve to be on Fashion by He as much as Black Milk, and if you haven't made a purchase yet, not sure what you are waiting for. BM is HE Approved.
-He

P.S. How BM hasn't exploded more is kinda shocking. Then again James has done this the old fashion way, you should check out his facebook page, one of the few brands of the world that has build a legit online community on facebook. Interacts with fans, answers questions.

Behind the Seams...Donna Mizani

Another fashion video today, saw this on facebook and wanted to share it, mostly because Donna Mizani has some cool stuff, the ladies behind it are HottHe's and He is in a good mood today. This is officially the first Fall 2011 post of the year.

Couture Fashion Shows Make He Laugh...

He laughs because it's funny. Designers spend hours, days, months creating these the most absurd looking dresses and outfits on Earth...but for what? Pretty much nothing. This isn't a hit against Iris Van Herpen, but as long as designers keep coming up with these sort of fashion shows, He is gonna be there to watch, point and laugh.

Woman sues over No bra Thursday!

Woman sues over 'No bra Thursday,' claiming boss gave her what-to-wear schedule that included 'Mini-skirt Monday'

Dailymail – An office manager is suing her former employer, claiming her boss at the time gave her a Monday to Friday schedule of how to dress, including ‘Tube-top Tuesday’ and ‘No bra Thursday.’ Trudy Nycole Anderson, 44, of Utah County, Utah, claims she was sexually harassed and is seeking undisclosed damages. She filed the suit in U.S. District Court against Derek Wright, the owner of Lone Peak Controls and D&L Electric Control Company. Miss Anderson says the dress code schedule given to her was: Mini-skirt Monday, Tube-top Tuesday, Wet T-shirt Wednesday, No bra Thursday and Bikini top Friday. During her employment, Mr Wright ‘repeatedly asked Miss Anderson about her breast size and talked about her breasts in front of other employees,’ the complaint states. According to the complaint he also allegedly asked her to show him her breasts and inquired about whether she shaved her pubic area. Wright allegedly slapped Anderson on her buttocks at least twice and asked the woman for oral sex on several occasions, the complaint states. The Salt Lake Tribune reports that Wright also allegedly told Miss Anderson he was installing a shower in the office so the two could shower together. He allegedly offered her a recipe for ‘sex cake’ and she claims he purchased a product that he sprayed around the office, saying it was ‘meant to arouse women.’ Miss Anderson said Wright viewed pornography in the office and in 2007, the year she started, he brought her a document stating that she would agree to allow him to sexually harass her. 

When Fashion by He opens up shop and starts hiring the hottest ladies in the world to work for him, there is absolutely going to be a dress code. He sees absolutely nothing wrong with the dress code this boss tried to enforce: Mini Skirt Monday! Sounds like a blast. No Bra Thursday! Who can argue with that. Sounds like what will be an average day at Fashion by He HQ. Maybe He should have a lingerie day too? Ann summers lingerie and Sexy lingerie at ann summers.

How Do You Stay Warm in Winter?

Now I don't want to offend anyone, because cancer is a serious thing and Relay for Life is a legit cause. But these boob scarves are just a bit much. He is pretty confident there are other, better ways to raise money then to have a bunch of people walking around with boobs dangling around their neck. Just saying.

Pamela Anderson Enters the Fashion Game...

Well it doesn't take much fashion knowledge to enter your clothing into the world of fashion these days. Pamela Anderson has now come out with her own line of Couture Stockings. For a woman known for not wearing a whole lot of clothing, He guesses this is kind of ironic. They are sexy stockings, but does the world need another brand of stockings, they pretty much all look the same at this point.

Is this Really the PERFECT Tan Bikini?

PTB offers the first practical and chic bikini designed to end unattractive tan lines and fussing with tops that don’t stay put without pesky straps. With its unique fabrication, the straps can be easily removed while the top stays firmly in place.

Introducing the Perfect Tan Bikini, or what this company is calling perfect. Apparently the cups of the bathing suit have an adhesive that makes them stick to your boobs no matter what. Strap lines, tan lines are kinda weird and unattractive, so it is very hard for He to hate on this idea. Is He going to complain if chicks want to use this to remove and get less tan lines, absolutely not, will He still encourage topless tanning, absolutely yes.
After all they are selling them with Cheeky Bottoms, major bonus points there.


P.S. only a woman would invent something like this, its a totally topless teaser.

Check out the how to video after the break.

These Sandals Will NOT Get You Laid...

 

Its summer and time to show off a unique pair of Data Sandals, these were fashioned from PC mother boards, ribbon wire and a host of other electronic components all put together to make these highly detailed and one of a kind Sandals. You’re going to enjoy just staring at these for hours. 

 Another Etsy find, Data Sandals, and He is pretty sure you will NOT enjoy staring at these for hours.

Nothing Better then Bird Face...

Thank god He finally found this. Can only imagine how many people have been looking for that feather face mask for summer.

Signs You Desperately Need a Life...

Rate These Kate Spade Gloves...

(Thanks to AJC for the Tip)

Gotta say, He does not hate these. They are actually kinda cool and clever. More so the Taxi gloves then the others, but they are all good for a small laugh. Does the ArmHe like?
-He

Welcome Back the 90s in Style...

Pretty sure He wrote about HereandThereVintage before, but maybe not. Thought He had wrote about their cheetah mouth dress, but He couldn't find the post because going through 2000 isn't that easy. While He feels like the Gameboy Dress is probably popular, more guys probably are Gameboy fans then chicks. The American flag dress and the watermelon bodysuit (Click Read more to see pics) are probably a much bigger hit with the ladies.
-He

Is Wearing Temporary Tattoos Cool?

(Post inspired by Tatt)

Obviously the Lip tattoos He wrote about before are not cool, face tattoos are also a failure, hand tattoos are for children, and there was some fashion person who made really cool body tattoos that were popular. But He's question is, does wearing regular temporary tattoos look cool? Is it fun? He will admit right now, He has definitely had a few to many drinks and thought it was a funny thing to do. Woke up the next morning with temporary tattoos all over.

He is not so sure He would hate the idea if girls were like putting these things on, obviously not as a tramp stamp but could be a fun addition to an outfit...Maybe He should make Crown Fashion by He tattoos to giveaway.

Oil Bikinis are Kinda Sexy...

Yes oil in water is bad, oil in oceans is very bad. Oil on girls, usually pretty good. You'd wear an oil bikini right?